imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
The tragedy of Robin Williams’ death is the worst reminder to us all that those who make us smile on our worst days are usually fighting the biggest demons.
Alcohol and sad music just kinda makes the world stop long enough for me to catch my breath.
Everyone’s got really cute or clever or quirky tumblr urls and I’m just here like sup?